J.D. Power and Associates named Jaguar and Buick as the top in reliability. Stand Up comics can't make fun of their Jaguar always being in the garage. As far as Buick, I really don't know what to say, maybe the ugly makes it more reliable.
This is a concise though hyperbolic explanation of the current credit crisis. It gives the words that have been bottled up in my gut for the past six months, and squarely places the blame onto the speculators who produce nothing and feel entitled to everything.