Aug 27, 2007

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Resigns

AG Gonzalez will of course continue to work for the duration of Bush's Presidency since he will not be able to recall his own resignation.

A goldfish is being proposed by the Bush administration to replace the first Hispanic Attorney General, White House spokesman Tony Snow made the statement "since it is widely known that goldfish have only a 3 second memory making them perfectly suited for top prosecutor for the United States in the eyes of the President."