Apr 9, 2013

Funniest survey EVER!!


The following is a cut and paste from RNC's survey intended to get a better a handle on young voters and how they can outreach to them. The red font is the original survey, while my commentary is in blue.


How Do YOU View the Republican Party

Please do NOT take this survey if you are 30 years of age or older.

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5. Where do you get your political information?
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6. How do you most often communication with people?
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7. Are you registered to vote?
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8. Which issue(s) do you consider when you vote for a candidate for office?
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9. Do you support gay marriage?
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10. Do you think that a woman should be able to have an abortion?
11. Do you vote for a person based on which party they belong to?
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12. What do you think about the Republican Party?

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13. The Republican Party was founded on three core principles: Limited Government, Individual Responsibility and Low Taxes. Which of the following is true? None of these are the reason why the party was founded -- Anti-Slavery being omitted from founding of the story is a huge lapse.
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14. Which of the following is true?
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20. What would a Republican have to do or say in order for you to vote for her/him?

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21. If you had to pick from only the following three options, which political affiliation best describes you?
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22. If you meet a candidate or elected official and they are really nice, would you vote for them just because they were nice?
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23. Do you feel like the Republican Party deserves your vote?
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24. Have you ever had campaign literature dropped off at your front door? (mail box does NOT count)
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25. Have television or radio ads ever helped you decide who to vote for?
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26. Does the Republican Party seem fun? No, but if your taking this survey seriously Republican party seems funny if not fun.
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27. Are Republican Party leaders and/or Republican politicians too old?
28. Do you think that anyone can consider themselves a Republican, regardless of whether they agree with the party on most things or not?
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29. If the Republican Party had more candidates that were minorities, would you be more inclined to vote for a Republican?
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30. Would you vote for a Republican candidate if they were:
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31. Do you vote the same way as your parents?
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32. If you are registered to vote, why did you decide to register?

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33. What do you think about taxes? Twice as many answers available for taxes than for abortion, because there is only one real answer they wanted for question #10.
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34. Do you know anyone who is gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender?
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35. Should the government or voters get to vote on whether gay and lesbian couples can get married?
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36. Do you think that the Republican Party discriminates against people? If so, which people?
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37. Do you belong to any political organizations?
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38. What is your sexual orientation?
39. ONLY ANSWER IF you are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, which of the following are true (question is optional) What about the people that are in the closet? 

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46. Do you support the legalization of marijuana? If the response of the under thirty yearolds that the survey intended for is a vast majority, will that cause the GOP to stop collecting money from for-profit prisons and get on board marijuana legalization?
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47. Should the United State build a fence along the US/Mexico border to keep illegal people out of our country? This survey may have been written by someone who's first language isn't English, but individuals aren't legal or illegal actions that individuals take can be legal or illegal.